So, I tried to write this through Squall's POV, although it sort of flip-flopped between a mix of him & my own humor aka extreme sarcasm. It seems like I'm mocking the game most of the time, but I promise I'm just poking fun. It's a childhood favorite, so I'm allowed to poke a little fun. :D

( 72+ small screenshots under the cut, work-safe, although not dial up friendly despite the size of the photos - very large. )